// FAKE FITNESS · STRAVA & GARMIN READY

LOOK FIT ONLINE.
STAY LAZY IRL.

Pick a sport, draw a route or build a gym session, then hit generate. Out comes a GPX file with real pace, power, climbs and heart rate, ready to upload to Strava or Garmin like you actually did it.

// THIS WEEK · DEFINITELY REAL

RECOVERY-FIRST
PERFORMANCE.

Cycling▲ 41% vs last week
0km
Running▲ 28% vs last week
0km
Elevation▲ 3 Everests, allegedly
0m
Definitely real. Definitely. 😌
A man faking a road ride, marathon and open-water swim from his gaming chair
100% FAKE · #1 FAKE ·
// GPS ART GALLERY

RUN LIKE PICASSO.

Pick a shape, forge the route, run a masterpiece. Cats, dinosaurs, hearts — your GPS turns into the brush and the map into the canvas.

// HOW IT WORKS

THREE STEPS TO GLORY
YOU NEVER EARNED.

01

Draw your route

Sketch any ride, run or swim on the map. Pick the distance, the climbs, the scenery — you're the director.

02

We forge the physics

Watts or pace, elevation, cadence and heart rate — all simulated to be physically consistent, second by second.

03

Download & upload

Grab a clean GPX and drop it straight into Strava or Garmin. It reads exactly like you actually did it.

// THE APP · FOUR TAPS TO FAKE

DRAW IT. FORGE IT.
FLEX IT. DONE.

Draw the route
01 · Draw the route
Forge the numbers
02 · Forge the numbers
Sync to Strava
03 · Sync to Strava
Share the glory
04 · Take the glory
// ONE ENGINE

ONE ENGINE. FOUR SPORTS.

Ride

Power-based cycling with real speed-from-watts, drafting-free climbs and descents that behave.

Fake the ride →

Run

Pace-driven runs with believable splits, cadence and a heart rate that drifts like real legs do.

Fake the run →

Swim

Open-water or pool swims with stroke rate, pace per 100m and the little pauses at every wall.

Fake the swim →

Gym

Indoor strength sessions with realistic sets, reps and working weights, a spiky lifting heart rate and calories, exported as TCX.

Fake the gym →
// THE REALISM ENGINE

IT DOESN'T FAKE
NUMBERS.
IT FAKES THE PHYSICS.

Anyone can type "50 km" into a file. We simulate the whole ride — so every data point agrees with every other one. No smart-watch, no coach, no algorithm can tell the difference.

Speed from power & pace

Real physics maps watts and effort to speed on every gradient.

💓
Heart-rate lag & drift

HR ramps and recovers with a delay, just like a real cardiovascular system.

🛰️
Cadence & GPS jitter

Natural cadence plus tiny GPS wobble — no two seconds are identical.

⏸️
Stops & slowdowns

Traffic lights, water breaks, wall touches — the pauses that make it human.

// BENEFITS THEY DON'T TEACH IN CLINIC

EXCUSES, ENGINEERED.

01

Save Your Joints

Maximum mileage, minimum cartilage damage. Generate the distance without sacrificing knees, ankles or dignity.

02

Couch-to-KOM

From zero effort to leaderboard-ready. No progressive training plan required.

03

Climate-Neutral Cardio

No sweat. No shower. No laundry. Reduce your performance footprint to zero.

04

Instant Personal Records

Years of progress, compressed into seconds. Your best performance is always one export away.

05

Competitive Laziness

Do less, achieve more, recover instantly. A performance system aligned with modern productivity.

// CHEAP LIES

CHEAPER THAN A RACE ENTRY.

One file, one sport, or the whole forgery. Cancel anytime, not that you will.

SINGLE FILE
€0.99/ file
  • One physically-real GPX
  • Any sport, any route
  • Strava & Garmin ready
Forge one file
ONE SPORT
€3.99/ month
  • Unlimited files, one sport
  • Ride, run, swim or gym
  • Strava & Garmin ready
Go one-sport
SAVE €2
ULTIMATE
€7.99€9.99 / month
  • Unlimited everything
  • Ride, run, swim & gym
  • Priority forging queue
  • Cancel anytime (you won't)
Get Ultimate →
// THE PERKS OF FAKING IT

ALL THE GAINS.
NONE OF THE PAIN.

Eight benefits of faking your workouts: save your joints, zero-weather training, couch-to-KOM, sleep-in mode, unlimited endurance, climate-neutral cardio
★★★★★ Used by 10,000+ athletes worldwide. Zero of them broke a sweat.
// LAST CALL TO CHEAT

GO PRO WITHOUT
GOING OUTSIDE.

Pick your sport, forge the file, upload the glory. Your legs never even have to know.

★★★★★ Used by 10,000+ athletes worldwide. Zero of them broke a sweat.
Four athletes faking their cycling, running, swimming and gym stats while binning the gear